Insurance Claim Forms

Actual Statements On Insurance Claim Forms:

   A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife’s face.

   A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

   I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over an embankment.

   I thought the window was down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.

   I was on my way to the doctor with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

   I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

   The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

   I was thrown from the car and was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.