A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife’s face.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over an embankment.
I thought the window was down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
I was thrown from the car and was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.