Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Insurance Claim Forms

Actual Statements On Insurance Claim Forms:

   A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife’s face.

   A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

   I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over an embankment.

   I thought the window was down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.

   I was on my way to the doctor with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

   I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

   The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

   I was thrown from the car and was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.



Anonymous said...

Funny! A little humor is nice.

jane said...

some of these are hilarious. thanks for sharing them peg. jane

ben said...

where do you find this stuff peg? very funny!

Sandi said...

These are funny. I like the one about the mother-in-law. :)