In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and you awaken to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!
Author Unknown~
6 comments:
Cute! Bears look so innocent, yet one of the most dangerous in the forest.
This is adorable. I love it. thanx.
Adele
very nice peg.. sam
Look at those cute little cubs! I love this. Its so cute peg. Sandi
Now Peggy, bear with me on this . . . bears have to bear up under unbearable odds. Also, bear in mind that they have to run around bare which can be embarrassing. And those are the bare facts and the barefaced truth!
Hugh
Cute,humorous,original comment. If this were a contest, you'd win "paws down." Nobody else even barely comes close!
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