Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Thoughts To Ponder

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence?

Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

If you’re born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?

Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?

If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can’t hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Why do they put holes in crackers?

Is there another word for synonym?

Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is


Janette said...

Some funny things here. Thanks for sharing them peg.

Anonymous said...

I like things to ponder. something light is nice once in a while. fun.

Jon said...

These are funny peg. thankx. Jon

sam said...

nice change from being serious peg. some here I haven't seen before. funny. sam