Friday, December 2, 2011

Grandparent's Answering Machine

Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. Beeeeeppp ...

   1. If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from
       1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.

   2. If you need us to stay with the children, press 2.

   3. If you want to borrow the car, press 3.

   4. If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 4.

   5. If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5.

   6. If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6.

   7. If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to
       your home, press 7.

   8. If you want to come here to eat, press 8.

   9. If you need money, dial 9.

If you are going to invite us to dinner or take us to a restaurant, start talking - we are listening.


Anonymous said...

Cute. Every grandparent will identify with this.

Patti said...

Funny peg. I understand this one, Wish I knew how to set it up for myself. Patti

Jim said...

Right on target. Good post. Jim

Alexandria S. said...

Love it! Now, if our grandchildren just read it and get the message. :)

Drema said...

Love it, Love it, Love it. and hit the nail right on the head.

Peggy~ said...

Doesn't it, though! Thanks Drema.

Anonymous said...

Where can I buy one?