If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball, splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Why do caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Do people in prison celebrate Halloween.... if so how?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall, but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?
Does vacuuming count as Aerobic Exercise?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - is he still wrong?